You may have heard about pasta puttanesca, or “whore’s pasta,” as it is so problematically translated, with its legendary history as a bordello staple that served as both aphrodisiac and restorative. The truth is that no one knows precisely why puttanesca is so named, just like no one knows exactly how factual any folktale is.
When I’m simmering puttanesca sauce, though, I’m pretty sure I know: my kitchen wafts a sweaty, steamy haze through the house, which smells like garlic, sure, but there’s a funk lurking a little lower in the air. A fertility; a salty, fertile funk, made of fermentation and brine, that is physically felt as much as it is smelled. Puttanesca, quite simply, smells like messy, exuberant sex. Italian women have historically been stereotyped as too loud, too passionate, too susceptible to our own appetites. I used to reject these stereotypes, but as I grow older, I embrace them. And, when I make puttanesca sauce, I embody them, opening my windows so the whole neighborhood knows.
Prep time: 5 minutes
Cook time: approximately 30 minutes
- 2 tablespoon olive oil (use some of the oil from the anchovies but not all 2 tbsp)
- 4-6 cloves garlic, sliced thin or chopped
- 4-6 oil-packed anchovy fillets
- 1 (28-oz) can whole peeled tomatoes
- 1/2 cup pitted Kalamata, Gaeta or oil-cured black olives
- 2 tablespoon capers
- crushed red pepper flakes to taste
- fresh Italian parsley
- black pepper
Shopping notes: It doesn’t matter what brand of anchovies, olives, or capers you use; they don’t need to be anything fancy. There are no right or wrong answers regarding everything in this sauce except for the tomatoes. They must be whole. Diced, crushed, pureed, or otherwise altered tomatoes are too acidic for this sauce, and they don’t provide the rustic, chunky texture that is integral to puttanesca. If you only have previously adulterated tomatoes, I’ve heard that a pinch of baking soda can neutralize the acid, and I can attest that a finely grated small-to-medium carrot added early on can also improve this — though this adds a sweetness that some may not prefer.
thinly slice or chop the garlic; nothing fancy. No need to do anything to the anchovies; they’ll break down as they heat. Chop the olives coarsely, in half or at least similarly, so that they remain significant but can distribute relatively evenly into the sauce. Everyone always says to rinse capers, but I never do; I just make sure not to get too much brine in my scoops, and this works fine.
Add-oil, garlic, crushed red pepper, and anchovies to a large skillet and warm it all slow and low, stirring once in a while to incorporate the anchovies into the oil as they break down. When it’s all tender and gloriously stinky, about 5-7 minutes, open your tomato can and set it right next to the pan.
Grab each tomato from the can and crush it with your hands into the pan, one at a time. Then, dump the juice from the can into the pan, too. Add a few twists of black pepper to the tomato mixture, and then turn the heat up to medium-high. When the sauce starts to bubble aggressively, turn it down to medium and let it simmer until it’s visibly thickened, about 10 minutes. Add your olives and capers, stir, and keep simmering until the sauce is the consistency you like.
If you’re serving this over pasta, salt your pasta water heavily before cooking the pasta, and reserve about ¼ cup of salted pasta water — post-cooking, when the water has absorbed some pasta starch — into your sauce toward the end of the cooking time. If you’re not serving it with pasta, add salt when you’re adding black pepper, at the beginning of cooking. If you don’t know how you’ll serve it just yet, salt it whenever you want; just proceed with caution, as the ingredients themselves are pretty salty.
While this sauce is delicious over pasta in its conventional form, it is also a kick-ass base for other fishy stuff; add raw shrimp, salmon, or other fish while the sauce is cooking, or mix in canned tuna for more substance and staying power. It also supports all manner of vegetables, particularly cauliflower, which is easily cooked in the sauce as well. Once, I braised a pork shoulder in some puttanesca sauce, and I served it over polenta, and my friends say they still dream about it; I’d imagine braising an old baseball glove in this stuff would also somehow be magical.